I'm a red blooded American man!

I just found out that my friend slept with Jeremy Piven. OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

I am sitting on the couch with Gertie. This is Gertie's favorite thing to for me to be doing. Her real name is Gertrude Von Dragon Hawkins. She is pretty dumb and lazy, but she is my best friend.




Here is a family picture. Mom and Dad are drunk (dad is also blind) and Gertie is sunbathing. There's also a two headed little girl.

This is a picture of Bob outside of the Church of Scientology HQ in Chicago a few years ago. We learned a lot that day...